What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she is told.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women who never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, God nor Man has rested.